I am doing correspondence about my show, First Woman on The Moon (THIS Friday the 29th and next FRIDAY the 5th at 7:30pm at UCB Theatre) BTWs If you’re planning to come make the reservations here: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2737
and I noticed the list of Google suggestions… It was DEAD ON AM I RIGHT? So I’d like to analyze that.
SUGGESTION 1: EASY! The first thing you do, as a woman is SHOP CLOTHING because how would we get all those boys to notice us if we don’t wear brand new clothes that other girls approve of…? Well I guess naked but you surely want to wear something NEW to take off!!! THAT WILL GET THEM!!! Besides you know how we’re so addicted to buying all those enhancing garments anyway!
SUGGESTION 2: mmm let’s see what ELSE do women do? mmm I know what they do like all the time: They gather and talk, yapiti yapiti doo, they do it specifically when they got to go take care of their sync’d-#1 (pee pee) at the restroom. BUT what do women talk about? Periods and boys and those things can only be talked about in a WOMEN-TO-WOMEN mode so… yeah… we’ll suggest that and they’ll click the link and this will lead them to WHEREVER place, we don’t care, they’ll know what to do with that link!
SUGGESTION 3: IF the title of the email contains the word “woman” it’s because you need an OB/GYN… Am I right ladies? Also lets face it… after spending all that time in the bathroom talking woman-to-woman/peeing… you’re going to need an OB/GYN and cranberry juice, all of it.
SUGGESTION 4: What else can we suggest? -I don’t know I am out of ideas…. -Mmm I got one! Lets just throw the word “Women” (plural) and see if something rings in the emailer’s head and they decide to have a threesome… More ladies should do that, why are they friends otherwise?
SUGGESTION 5: Improv Comedy… There’s some mentioning of an improv comedy theatre so… I know it seems INSANE but let’s throw that wild card up there… see what catches.
SUGGESTION 6: Bad idea, too generic, remember the word “woman” was on the subject of the email? What kind of comedy do women do? -Female comedy.
SUGGESTION 7: Well it doesn’t hurt to throw the clothing shopping one more time… after all… It’s their Heroin (no pun intended guys)… Alright lets call it a day.
I clicked all the links and bought so much clothes!! Twice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!